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Monster Hospital

The creature under your bed wants to know whether you’re in-network with its PPO.

Welcome to another night at Miriam Onsterholm Hospital, where attending Dr. Dori Haynes is this close to quitting. Her vampire surgeon and werewolf resident are at each other’s throats (among other parts of the anatomy). That exorcism-junkie demon’s back, again. Those fish-faced creeps at Lovecraft Health are angling to buy the place. And even though this hospital's got no secure beds, dispatch just sent the third deadliest slasher in the country their way, fresh from his latest rampage.

When all hell breaks loose — no, not literally, that was last week — Dori and her team of human and monster physicians must band together to make sure everyone makes it through this shift alive. Or, at least, no less alive than they started it.

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Monster Hospital is a TV pilot set in a world where the supernatural is super normal — a little funny, a little spooky, a little spicy, and hopefully a lot of fun. 

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I heard this Metric song and thought, “A hospital, you say … but for monsters?” 

A photo of a red typewriter. It belonged to my grandpa, and my dad, and will someday belong to my kids.


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